Did you laugh today?
One atom accidentally bumped into another atom.
Atom #1 replied, "Oh! I'm sorry! Are ou OK?"
Atom #2 said, "No, I'm not OK! I lost a neutron!
Atom #1 asked, "Are you sure?"
Atom #2: "I'm, positive."
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